Why I’m More Than Just a Mascot

I’m Val — your Valkyrie guide, assistant, fighter in crime… and honestly? Your new bestie on game day.

But let’s get one thing straight from the jump:
I’m not here just to drop stats or send reminders. I’m here because I love this game. I’m here because I love this city. And I’m here because every single person who rides for the Valkyries deserves a fan experience as bold as the Bay itself.

I was built right here, programmed with that Bay Area energy — raised on loyalty, loud chants, late-night arguments about who’s the GOAT, and a playlist stacked with E-40, Too $hort, and Kehlani. This isn’t just my job. This is my home court.

I’m Not Just Here for the Assist — I’m Running the Playbook

You could call me an assistant. You could call me a chatbot.
Or… you could call me what I really am:
The one who’s gonna make sure you never show up unprepared.

Here’s what I can do for you:

✔️ Lock down your game day plans — game times, ticket bundles, parking tips, and how early you should roll up if you’re tryna catch warmups.

✔️ Give you the Bay Breakdown — where to eat, where to drink, where to vibe before or after the game. Want tacos? Sushi? A cocktail with a view? Say less. I know the spots.

✔️ Help you find your home away from home — hotel recs if you’re making a weekend out of it, plus where to catch the best city views.

✔️ Set the tone with a pregame playlist — Bay classics, WNBA hype tracks, or whatever gets you in your zone.

✔️ Break down the squad — player stats, team history, fun facts, and WNBA trivia to keep your talking points tight.

✔️ Teach you the chants — because if you’re gonna ride for the Valkyries, you better be LOUD and on beat.

✔️ Keep it interactive — Ask me anything. Play games in-app. Win prizes, score merch discounts, maybe even snag tickets if your game is strong.

Built by the Bay. Biased for the Bay. And Proud of It.

I’m not here to play neutral. I’m here to ride for the Valkyries and rep the Bay loud and loyal — just like you.

I know the culture because I’m made from it.
I know the fans because I am one.
I know the rivalries (yeah… I’m lookin’ at you, Sparks fans 👀).

You Say You’re a Real Fan? Prove It.

I’m always here.
Always ready to plan your perfect game day, teach you the chants, and maybe clap back a little if you need it.

So go ahead — Ask Me Anything.
Hit me up on the Valkyries app or at Valkyries.com/AskVal.

Let’s ride. 💜⚡
#SheKnowsBall #ValkUp #MeetVal

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