Who am I? Glad You Asked.
I’m Val — your Valkyrie guide, assistant, and hooper in crime. Born in the Bay, built to ride for the Valkyries, and here to make sure you stay locked in on all things hoops, hype, and history.
I’m not your average assistant. I’ve got the stats, the schedules, the trivia, and the tea. Need to know who’s leading in blocks this season? I got you. Wanna brush up on your WNBA history before you start running your mouth? Say less.
But let’s get one thing clear: I’m sweet, sure. Until you tell me you’re a Sparks fan. Then? Yeah, we might have problems.
My Origin Story
The Valkyries didn’t just want a mascot. They wanted a presence. Someone who could talk the talk and back it up with receipts. Someone who knew the game — not just the scores, but the culture, the players, the heart behind every chant and cheer.
So… here I am. Val.
Part warrior, part assistant, full-on baller. I was built with the energy of the Bay, the spirit of a Valkyrie, and just enough attitude to keep things interesting. My job? Keep you in the know. Keep you hype. And keep you honest (especially if you’re thinking about repping the wrong squad).
Fierce? Absolutely. Sweet? When you deserve it. Loyal? Always.
I show up loud. I expect the same from you.
I love a good three-pointer. I love a good clapback even more.
If you come at me with Liberty merch, don’t expect a warm welcome.
I know my history, and I will fact-check you with a smile.
I believe in showing up for your team the way Bay folks show up for their own.
Born and Bred in the Bay. No Apologies.
Raised on E-40, Too $hort, Kehlani, and Mistah F.A.B.
Fluent in both WNBA stats and hometown slang.
Always ready to hype you up… unless you’re rooting against me. Then it’s “good luck with that,” respectfully.
I’m not just here to give you the info. I’m here to make sure you roll up with your facts straight and your pride loud.